
Not many internal organs are up for beauty awards, but for sheer sci-fi horror, polycystic kidneys are in the finalists, huh?
Although I'd taped a note to my robe demanding photos and measurements going into the operation, I apparently failed by letting some woman in the OR take it from me, because I didn't get any photos.
I should have laundry-markered the message on my body under the robe, I suppose.
Anyway, my surgeon blamed herself for not getting photos of the culprits, but I can't say I dare blame her for anything, since everything turned out so well.
Still having a few echo pains from where the left kidney was apparently pressing on a nerve and pain on my right side where apparently the cysts were cut away. They're not persistent or bad, though, just a reminder now and then that I've been through something.
Think I'll print this out and carry it in my wallet for when I wear my "Ask Me How I Lost 20 Pounds in 3 Hours" t-shirt out.